25 Funny Coffee Quotes and Cute Sayings for
Mugs and Tumblers
Many Americans can’t imagine their day without coffee, which provides a much-needed caffeine boost to make it through the day. In fact, a study by MyFriendsCoffee found approximately 150 million Americans drink 400 million cups of coffee per day with the average American drinking 3.1 cups. With millions consuming coffee multiple times per day, custom coffee mugs and tumblers are a great way to connect with customers and employees daily.
From teachers, to nurses, to moms, to college students, to cops, to volunteers, and beyond, coffee is equally loved. For many, drinking coffee is more than just a daily habit, it has become a ritual. Your brand can be a part of that daily ritual by adding a quote or saying to a piece of drinkware that will make them smile.
Quotes and sayings on mugs or tumblers make great corporate gifts for employees, customers, and clients. To create a personalized company or organization gift, start with one of our designs, and add your logo above it, below it, or on the other side of the tumbler. You can also order mugs with just a saying to sell individually. From cute, to quirky, to inspirational, to punny, we have a saying that will fit the tone of your brand.
Here are some of the most popular coffee quotes and sayings:
Top 25 Coffee Quotes & Sayings for All Coffee Lovers
1. I don’t always drink water, but when I do, it’s coffee.
That counts as hydrating, right? Pictured is the stainless steel 15 oz Apex Travel Mug with double-wall insulation with a black plastic handle, inner and lid. It features a sturdy three-finger handle with thumb rest for a comfortable grip.
2. Coffee is a hug in a mug.
Feel the warm embrace of your coffee in the 18 oz Themis Mug. Great for at home or on the go it features a push-on, slide open/close lid. It has a large comfort-grip handle and a soft ripple effect on the bottom for a unique look.
3. In coffee we trust.
You can also put your trust in the best-selling 20 oz Himaylayan Tumbler. It is double-wall insulated and vacuum sealed, keeping drinks hot or cold for up to 6 hours. Featured is the trendy Marble Himalayan style.
4. Half human, half coffee.
This saying pairs perfectly with the 16 oz Accents Stainless Tumbler for its two-tone look with a stainless steel design and vibrant color accents. It is double wall insulated with a plastic liner inside able to keep beverages hot or cold for hours.
5. Working without coffee is called sleeping.
For at home or the office, the 16 oz Elegant Shine Mug has an attractive gray exterior with a glossy finish. The inside of the cup features your choice of color to best suit your brand.
6. This is how we brew it.
Customers love the 14 oz Outdoor Adventure mug for it’s retro granite design with a specked glaze and a black halo around the rim. This mug will carry you message for years to come with its sturdy construction and long-lasting durability.
7. OCD: Obsessive Coffee Disorder
It’s a problem where you can’t function without a cup of coffee. Embrace your coffee obsession with the 12 oz Concord Mug that has an attractive powder coating finish.
8. I’m drinking coffee for your benefit.
You can probably name at least one co-worker who should not be approached until they’ve had at least one cup. Maybe you are that person! Below is the 15 oz Insulated Café Cup made out of BPA-free recyclable polypropylene material. This tumbler allows you to select your tumbler color and lid color so you can mix-and-match to what suits your brand best.
9. What comes after morning coffee? Afternoon coffee.
No matter what the time of day, your coffee will stay fresh in the 20 oz Yukon Nova Tumbler. A customer favorite for its ability to keep beverages hot for 5.5 hours and cold for 24 hours. It has a stainless-steel interior and exterior with double-wall insulation and a copper lining. The Yukon is perfect for on the go and is also available in a 10 oz or 30 oz size.
10. The daily grind – mine is French Vanilla.
Don’t worry, we didn’t forget about hazelnut or pumpkin spice lovers. No matter what your favorite flavor is, it is sure to taste good when sipping out of the 18 oz Outdoor Adventure Travel Mug featuring a stylish, specked design.
11. Bean there, done that!
Add some fun to your next promotion with this saying while showing your employees and customers you care about the environment. The 16 oz Harvest Travel Tumbler pictured is an earth-friendly reusable tumbler that contains small amounts of plant-based material to create a flecked finish. It has a silicone band for a comfortable grip that you can select your choice of color to suit your brand.
12. How do I take my coffee? Seriously. Very seriously.
Encourage employees and customers to show off their love for coffee with the 16 oz Rubbermain® Stainless Steel Thermal Bottle. This trusted brand name bottle keeps drinks hot or cold for hours and fits most car cup holders when on-the-go.
13. Coffee: Breakfast wine
This saying pairs perfectly with the 10 oz Bevie Insulated Tumbler that can hold your coffee in the morning and wine at night. It has double-wall construction keeping drinks hot for 5 hours and cold for 15 hours.
14. Life Happens, Coffee Helps
Once you smell the sweet aromas of freshly brewed coffee and take a few sips, you know everything is going to be just fine. The 16 oz Navajo Mug is unique and handcrafted with a two-tone design that makes the perfect background for your own logo or saying.
15. Coffee Warms the Soul
There’s nothing like a hot cup of coffee to warm your soul. This cozy ceramic mug has a vintage finish on the body and a wood, push-on lid. The mug covers tea lovers as well as it has an innovative groove design on the top for holding tea bags.
16. Coffee. Because adulting is hard.
Working, parenting, bills, chores, and more - being an adult can be hard, but coffee gives us hope! The 12 oz Stir-It Up Mug makes adding cream and sugar easier since this mug includes its own spoon.
17. Coffee is my daytime wine.
Coffee by day, wine by night. The Cup-Of-Joe Coffee Mug features an attractive, matte black finish on the outside with a pop of color on the inside. It has a wide mouth and handle design for easy grip and drinking.
18. Coffee is like a high five in your mouth.
A great mug for the home or office, the 14 oz No Spill Desk Mug features a non-skid bottom to prevent spills. This double wall acrylic mug has a stainless-steel liner and a slide lock opening lid.
19. Decaf? Decline.
The only time and place for decaf is never and in the trash. Enjoy your regular coffee in the 14 oz Ceramic To-Go Mug that has a cork base and an elegant matte finish.
20. Gotta hava my java!
21. Coffee is renewable energy.
Do even more good for the environment with the 16 oz Welly® Voyager Copper Vacuum Tumbler featuring on-trend durable powder coating and a natural bamboo wrap. It’s more than just a tumbler, Welly® contributes 1% of sales toward construction of wells in areas without clean water.
22. Cuppa Joe. Who the heck is Joe? This is my cup!
The 12 oz Harvest Mug is a mug unlike any other your customer or employees already have. Increasingly popular and trendy, this reusable mug features a speckled finish giving it the look of a camp mug.
23. A yawn is a silent scream for coffee.
To accommodate both hot and ice coffee drinkers, tumblers with straws are the perfect solution. Tumblers like the 16 oz Tube Hot & Cold Tumbler and the 22 oz Thor Tumbler include a straw for cold drinks, and a lid for hot drinks.
24. I like big mugs & I cannot lie.
25. This office runs on teamwork & coffee.
Given that coffee is such a commonly consumed beverage in the workplace, it can be considered an integral part of the workplace culture. Embrace your coffee loving culture with this saying printed on a tumbler like the 20 oz Perfect Temp Vacuum Mug to hand out to employees.
These funny coffee sayings will have your customers and employees smiling and reaching for another cup. Add your own saying or logo to your favorite coffee mug or tumbler for a giveaway that your customers and employees will appreciate and use daily, acting as a walking billboard for your brand.
But wait – there’s more.
Check out these witty quotes and messages tailored to different custom mug or tumbler recipients:
Coffee Mug Quotes for Teachers & Education Professionals
- Live. Love. Teach.
- Don’t Make Me Use My Teacher Voice
- Teacher Fuel
- Coffee. Teach. Sleep. Repeat.
- Only the Brave Teach
- Making a Difference Every Day
- We Don’t Just Teach, We Inspire
Pictured above is the 16 oz Vigo Insulated Stainless Steel Bottle
Tumbler Messages for Nurses, Doctors & Medical Staff
- Coffee, Stat
- It’s a Beautiful Day to Save Lives
- Coffee, Scrubs, and Rubber Gloves
- Trauma Queen
- Behind every Nurse is Lots of Coffee
- This Nurse Needs Coffee
- Be Awesome Today
Pictured above is the 15 oz Insulated Café Cup
Mug & Tumbler Sayings for Government Agencies, Police, Firefighters & Military Personnel
- Be Prepared, Drink Coffee
- Do Great Things Today
- Let’s Get Stuff Done
- Keep Calm and Drink Coffee
- You Have the Right to Remain Silent. Use It.
- Hug a Firefighter & Feel Warm All Over.
- Firefighters Don’t Go on Strike.
- Did Someone Order Some Freedom?
- We Face What You Fear
Pictured above is the 20 oz Yukon Nova
Coffee Mug Slogans for Employees, Non-Profit Associates & Everyone You Appreciate
- Together Everyone Achieves More
- One Team, One Vision, One Goal
- Sponsored by Coffee
- Proud Member of an Epic Team
- But First, Coffee
- Great Coffee. Positive Attitude
- Teamwork to Make the Dream Work
- Just Add Coffee
Pictured above is the 20 oz Himalayan Tumbler