22 Funny Wine Quotes & Sayings for Glasses,
Cups & Tumblers

It’s no secret that Americans love wine. Especially because wine makes the perfect pairing with a variety of occasions, from enjoying a glass after a long day, to socializing with friends at a bar, to drinking with dinner, to networking events and more.
Integrate the widely shared love of wine into your next giveaway, fundraiser, or business idea with imprinted swag that has wine sayings, funny quotes, or words and phrases on them. Wine sayings pair perfectly on wine glasses and accessories, or you can add them to any product including t-shirts and apparel. Your logo can be printed on one side or worked in into one of our designs below. Custom printed wine tumblers and glasses make great giveaways and appreciation gifts for employees and customers. Or, they can be purchased and resold individually for fundraiser events, in retail stores, restaurants, bars, and more.
Here are 22 of the most popular wine quotes or sayings to spark some ideas:
1. Working nine to wine
The pictured Modern Wine Glass features a timeless and classic design, offering a large surface for your logo or a fun wine saying such as “working nine to wine.”
2. Screw it!
Share a toast with the 12 oz Vinay Stemless Wine Glass which features a powder coated finish and double-wall insulation to help keep wine at the perfect temperature.
3. Yoga class? I thought you said pour a glass
Pour a glass in the featured Napa Stemless Wine Tumbler. This rugged tumbler has a durable construction, allowing your employees and clients to bring it along on any outdoor adventure to come.
4. Wine, because it’s not good to keep things bottled up
Pair this saying with the best-selling 10 oz Bevie Insulated Tumbler. This custom lowball tumbler is a convenient size and features a smooth feel.
5. “Trust me, you can dance” - Wine
Whether a company event or wedding, sometimes a little liquid confidence is all your employees or guests need to tear up the dance floor. Perfect for events is the award-winning Govino® 16 oz Shatterproof Wine Cup. It is made from BPA-free polymer, which reflects a wine’s color and projects its aromatics much like crystal.
6. Wine + Dinner = Winner
This saying belongs on a winning tumbler like the featured 12 oz Covina Copper Lined Tumbler. The tumbler has a powder-finish for a modern look and has stainless steel, double-wall insulation.
7. Morning – Coffee, Night (or heck whenever) Wine
No matter what the time and what the beverage, the 14 oz Rain Tumbler has you covered with double-wall insulation that allows drinks to stay at desired temperatures longer.
8. Wine pairs nicely with good friends.
t’s always more fun to share a bottle with friends. Add a metallic touch to your next corporate party of holiday event with the 18 oz Florence Stemless Wine Cup. It features a metallic design on the bottom for a classy look.
9. Save water Drink wine
Save water and drink wine from the 10 oz MiiR® Wine Tumbler. Your company can feel good about your purchase, as MiiR gives at least 1% of revenue to trackable giving projects.
10. Liquid Therapy
The Delight 2-Piece Thank You Gift Set has the essentials your clients and employees need to unwind after a long day. Packaged together in a customized gift box, this set includes a bottle stopper, corkscrew and a stainless-steel wine cup.
11. Coffee keeps me going until it’s time for wine.
For the coffee now and the wine later, the Napa Stemless Wine Tumbler offered in an attractive stainless steel color is double-wall vacuum insulated to keep drinks at ideal temperatures longer. Its durable shatterproof construction makes it the perfect companion for indoor or outdoor use.
12. Wine. Juice with more life experience.
Crushing sales goals, promotions, corporate events, and more - there’s plenty of reasons to celebrate with the 12 oz Cece Powder Coated Tumbler.
13. Sip Sip Hooray
Crushing sales goals, promotions, corporate events, and more - there’s plenty of reasons to celebrate with the 13 oz Coleman® Claret Stainless Steel Wine Glass. This trusted brand name wine glass has a contoured shape and rim meant to enhance the aroma and taste. It is also made of vacuum insulated stainless steel able to keep your beverage at desired temperatures longer.
14. Life is what happens between coffee and wine.
The 12 oz Vinay Stemless Wine Glass will be there for you morning, day, or night. It has an attractive powder coated finish and double-wall insulation for hot or cold liquids. It comes in a variety of colors to compliment your brand colors.
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15. A good day starts with coffee & ends with wine.
Especially when sipping out of the highly recognizable name brand Corkcicle® Stemless Wine Cup. It is triple insulated, vacuum sealed, and has a non-slip bottom. These wine cups will keep beverages cold for 9 hours and hot for up to 3.
16. Wine a little…Laugh a lot
Not your ordinary wine glass, the 14 oz Silipint™ Wine Glass is a silicone wine glass that will not break, chip, crack or fade. It is even flexible enough to carry in your pocket! The Silipint™ wine glass is lightweight, and microwave, dishwasher, and freezer safe. Ideal for both indoor and outdoor dining, camping, tailgating and more.
17. You’re doing a “grape” job!
Show your appreciation by raising a glass to you team, clients, or employees for a job well done. Featured is the 15 oz Modern Stemless Wine Glass that provides a clear surface for your own saying or logo.
18. You wine some, you lose some – now where did I put my glass?
Part of the best-selling Yukon collection, this saying is pictured on the 10 oz Yukon Tumbler.
19. It’s a wine wine situation.
Drinking wine out of a shatterproof wine glass? Now that’s a wine wine situation. The 12 oz Plastic Vinello Stemless wine glass is a customer favorite. It is made of a shatterproof plastic and is reusable. This wine glass is also made in the USA and offered in a variety of colors. For a vibrant look, you can also add your own quote or logo in full color. Perfect for summer fun, restaurants, festivals, golf events, and more.
20. I thought BTW was code for “Buy The Wine!”
Or, “Bring the Wine!” Pour a glass in the classic Wine Country Goblet that will give your logo or saying a touch of elegance. It is stylishly designed with an optimal stem that allows for convenient holding.
21. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I’ll have a bottle of cab sav. Wait a minute, give me TWO!!
This wine bag will hold your precious cargo in style when traveling to and from. Give your clients and employees a bottle of wine in the wine bag for an elegant gift they will appreciate (wine not included). Don’t worry, we have wine bag that hold up to 4 or 6 bottles, too!
22. Tiny bubbles, in my wine, makes me happy, all the time…
There will be no need to “whine” about spilling and breaking the 16 oz Sturdy Stemless Cup. It is sturdy, portable and made of BPA-free plastic. Great for special events, restaurants and sporting events.
Add one of these popular sayings to any promo item to create some buzz for your brand. Do you have your own clever saying or quote? We have a team of talented graphic artists on-site who are ready to bring your vision to life.